Within a glass case on the upper level of the Melbourne Cricket Ground rests a neon pink outfit donned by Robbie Williams. His show in front of 100,024 attendees was hailed as a major hit.
You might not appreciate Robbie Williams. Maybe you feel he is the finest offering to music known to man. Alternatively, you may hold a balanced view, acknowledging that some songs are fantastic while others are awful.
The key argument is that amusement can be delivered diversely. Tastes vary. There is not a single method to produce literature or even Test cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of The Long Game
Test cricket boasts peerless complexity. It is hard to think of another sport where the contest is so dictated by the environment.
The climate, the time of day, the red ball – the factors are countless. Above all is the playing surface.
If the format is art, the strip is the foundation on which the players paint their masterpiece.
A Test of Cubism: The MCG Match
The fourth Ashes Test between the old rivals was the game deconstructed, the traditional sport taken to pieces and reassembled in an unusual manner.
This is not a justification of the surface which yielded a triumph and the another short match of the series.
Allowing 10mm of grass on the wicket, causing 36 wickets falling in less than six sessions, is not an even battle between offense and defense.
A Diverse Legacy: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a inferior show, one that should be marked with an asterisk as not a proper Test, is incorrect.
Test cricket is a rich tapestry, 2,615 parts and still growing. On occasion, as seen at the MCG, the ball behaves unpredictably for the seamers. Other times, it turns square on a spinning track. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it spits like a cobra.
The exciting finishes are all the more thrilling owing to the patience devoted elsewhere.
Adaptation: The True Test
Specific conditions are embraced more readily than others.
The debate in at the MCG was that the equilibrium was skewed excessively towards the attack. That the skilled individuals were hindered from demonstrating their skill.
This level of cricket is about adapting to challenges – assessing the situation and responding effectively. The best individual scores were made by world-class stars. One team made more mistakes than the other, and thus were defeated.
Pure Elation: The Fan Perspective
Attempt to convince the devotees who have endured years of defeat that this lacked spectacle.
In one section of the MCG, a sea of people celebrated and sang their songs, generating a carnival vibe in a heartland of national pride.
There was optimism as the bowlers surged, advantage when the top order fought back, and rapturous celebration when the victory was achieved.
Contrasting Examples: The Range of Test Matches
The venue has previous experience with controversial surfaces. Previously, a match there featured a wicket with the excitement of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That fixture was a grind, with limited drama and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that drawn affair are extreme ends of the spectrum – both are not the standard, yet historical weight can be found in both.
Four Tests into the current series, it is the shortest games that will remain iconic in the history books.
"It's not the death of the format at all," observed a former player. "Fans who have been lucky enough to see these 48 hours have been given some genuine drama. A unique show."
Signs of Progress: A Glimmer of Hope
In the build-up to this Test, the captain talked like a man carrying the enormous pressure on his mind.
The squad protected him, bringing back the smile to his persona.
Emerging talents stepped up with key contributions. These are small positives, hardly enough to secure long-term success, but a foundation to use as a platform.
At the very least, this Melbourne victory is added to other memorable performances in similar circumstances.
As the fans left into a beautiful night, the squad gathered on the field to commence their own festivities.
Savour the moment, men. It's well deserved.